Never turn your back on an aggressive goose

Since this was picked up by Romenesko, I must share.. It’s the funniest memo intended to be serious I’ve ever read.

 

Columbus Dispatch memo re aggressive geeseFrom: Help Desk
Sent: Friday, March 23, 2007 2:06 PM
To: [Staff]@dispatch.com
Subject: Canadian Geese NestingTo: All employees at the Crosswind facility.
From: Joe Hackney
Re: Canadian Geese Nesting
Spring is upon us and our waterfowl [...]